Never Ape an Ape Man

"Never Ape an Ape Man" is the seventh episode of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! season one. It aired on October 25, 1969, on ABC. It was produced and directed by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, the founders of Hanna-Barbera Productions.

The gang is invited to the set of a movie, which is being targeted by an ape.

Detailed summary
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby take jobs as extras on the movie set of The Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain, directed by Daphne's uncle, John Maxwell. Uncle John states that filming has not been going well, considering local legends say that a real apeman is haunting the grounds. During filming, the lead role, Candy Mint gets attacked by a real Ape Man who tries to throw her off of a narrow bridge. Scooby comes in and saves Candy and then after settling down, they decide to go look for the stuntman Carl, who was supposed to be playing as the Ape Man. They find Carl locked in a trunk and he says a large hairy animal locked him in there.

Candy and Carl quit until the Ape Man is caught—Daphne and the rest of the gang offer to help her uncle find out what's really going on, and John lets them do so, but only on the condition that they are careful in their investigating. The first place Mystery Inc. look in is an old mansion for the Ape Man. The first thing they find is a half-eaten hamburger. When Daphne points out that gorillas don't eat meat, the gang takes this as their first clue. Later on the set, the gang encounters a live parrot that says "Stick 'em up! What's the password?" Then a motionless Ape Man model is hurled toward Shaggy, who demolishes it in the struggle, only stopping his panic attack once he realizes it's only a stuffed dummy.

Later in the library set, Freddy winds up falling through a trapdoor (thanks to Daphne), and then the Ape Man disguises as Scooby-Doo to encounter the real Scooby at a phony "mirror." Once unmasked, Scooby manages to ward off the Ape Man, but only temporarily, before finding Freddy and the gang set up a trap. Shaggy and Scooby are sent out as bait (thanks to some Scooby Snacks and a "Shaggy Snack" made exclusively for Shaggy), and when playing billiards they discover the Ape Man posing as a hunting trophy head. They manage to lure the ape to the trap, but it backfires, with Shaggy being caught instead. So, the ape runs off into the basement and the gang follows him through a secret cave that leads back to the dressing rooms. Shaggy and Scooby enter a trailer, and Shaggy finds an old-timey camera.

They play around with masks and other costume parts until the Ape Man enters without his mask, and Shaggy snaps a picture before fleeing. The two run into the rest of the gang, and before Shaggy can reveal the picture, the Ape Man chases them back to the old mansion and upstairs. Freddy flips a switch, where the stairs convert to a ramp, sending the Ape Man sliding and crashing into a pile of furniture. The picture Shaggy took reveals Carl the stuntman as the apeman.

Sometime later, Daphne's Uncle John explains that Carl was angry for not being cast as the movie's male lead. He thanks the gang for helping him, but Velma says that most of the credit should go to Shaggy since he was the one to find out who the culprit was. But where's he got to? They find Scooby and Shaggy having some more disguise fun; Scooby in the Ape Man's head and Shaggy wearing the Scooby-Doo mask from earlier.

Memorable quotes
John: We've had three reports that the Ape Man has been seen up here at night. Fred: They've seen a real ape man? Scooby: Real ape-man? Shaggy: I just remembered a dental appointment back in town.

Fred: Good show, Scooby! Shaggy: You sure sent that thing packing. Velma: You were so brave. Scooby: R'oh, Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Shaggy: A dumb ape man is bad enough. One that smart I can live without. Get it? Live without? Scooby: Re, roo!

Shaggy: Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie!

Characters

 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| John Maxwell
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Don Messick
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Daphne Blake
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Stefanianna Christopherson
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Shaggy Rogers
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Casey Kasem
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Velma Dinkley
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Nicole Jaffe
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Fred Jones
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Scooby-Doo
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Don Messick
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Ape Man/Carl
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Vic Perrin
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Assistant director
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Candy Mint
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Jean Vander Pyl
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Parrot
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Don Messick
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Vic Perrin
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Assistant director
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Candy Mint
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Jean Vander Pyl
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Parrot
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Don Messick
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Parrot
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Don Messick
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Don Messick

Organizations

 * Mystery Incorporated
 * Epi-Center Film Company
 * Starbright Films

Locations

 * Earth
 * United States
 * California
 * Forbidden Mountain set

Objects

 * Scooby Snacks
 * Shaggy Snack

Vehicles

 * The Mystery Machine

Development
Joe Ruby and Ken Spears either wrote or story edited, as they were unable to remember what they specifically did past the fifth episode.

Music
The theme song, "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" was performed by Larry Marks, with lyrics and music written by David Mook, while Ben Raleigh wrote the music, respectively. The rest of the music was composed by Ted Nichols, who was credited as the musical director.

Release
Dates are in order of release:


 * United States: October 25, 1969 at 10:30 am on CBS

Behind the scenes

 * Shaggy calls Scooby, "Laddie", after the son of the famous Lassie, the titular character in the 1945 MGM film, Son of Lassie.
 * Shaggy sarcastically refers to himself as "King Kong in the flesh."
 * The Ape Man wearing a Scooby mask, while pretending to be the latter's reflection, is a reference to the phony mirror gag made famous in the Marx Brothers' 1933 short film Duck Soup.
 * Shaggy wearing a powdered wig and using the phrase, "Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie!" is a reference to American politician Patrick Henry's "Give me liberty, or give me death!" speech.

Errors

 * In the first shot with Velma, her lenses are missing.
 * When Mr. Maxwell's replies to Scooby's shock of seeing the Ape Man mask, he's against a trailer as if he's outside when they're actually inside Carl's trailer.
 * When Velma thinks it's Shaggy trying to scare her and Scooby by saying "Stick 'em up! What's the password?", her sclerae have almost disappeared and her pupils are very faint.
 * When the Ape Man is looking at Scooby with the Scooby mask on in the fake mirror when Scooby discovers the Ape Man's body, there is a frame involving them flipping positions, with the Ape Man in front of the mirror and Scooby behind it, due to incorrect cel layering.
 * When Shaggy asks "Yeah, but how are you gonna get the Ape Man down in the basement?" the frame is not centered; the top edge of the animation cel can be seen near the top of the image, and Shaggy and Scooby are shifted more towards the bottom.
 * When the gang is looking down the wine cask tunnel, Daphne's pantyhose is missing.
 * When Fred pushed a button to flatten the steps, he didn't push a button at all, and his hand was in a different area to the button Daphne pressed earlier in the episode.
 * When Velma says, "Oh no, not again!", Daphne's pantyhose are once again missing.
 * John Maxwell is mainly either called Uncle John or Mr. Maxwell, but the assistant director refers to him as J.J. It's unknown what the second "J" is supposed to stand for, presumably it would at least be the first initial of his middle name.
 * If a real mountain bridge was being used instead of a set then, logically, a stunt person should have taken the place of Candy.
 * The force of the Ape Man vigorously trying to shake Candy off of the bridge should have surely sent her falling off as she wasn't holding onto anything. Even though her reactions are close-up, she doesn't seem to even wobble. Perhaps the shaking of the screen was supposed to emulate that.
 * Though Carl, as the Ape Man, falls off the cliff, he is unhurt.
 * Scooby bounces straight up and down near the far cliff face, but on his last bounce, he somehow ends up next to the near cliff face.
 * Epi-Center Film Company was already implied to be the film's production company, but Starbright Films appears on a board outside the mansion set. They possibly could be providing the sets, including the mansion, at the very least.
 * Shaggy tries to open the door while holding it closed with his foot.
 * If the parrot is indeed a trained animal in the film (as opposed to someone just seemingly leaving it there for no apparent reason) then what it's saying might be its line in the film, although this is not revealed.
 * Why would the film crew leave a live parrot on the set after they had quit working on the movie? Hopefully, someone remembered to feed it.
 * It's unknown if Scooby got that bonus snack.
 * When Velma was prepared to pull down the trap switch, it was the middle one. After Scooby got off her, she reached for the middle one again, but it was the light switch. Furthermore, Fred said he would shine a spotlight on the Ape Man to stun him, but the room is pitch black when Velma hits the switch and turns the light off.
 * Where did Carl get a rubber Scooby-Doo mask? It is likely he may have had it made by a professional make-up artist on the set, but creating a latex mask can take quite a while (sometimes a few days).
 * When Shaggy and Scooby are playing pool, the 6 ball appears in two different locations on the table without being touched.
 * Upon seeing a hamburger eaten with claw marks, and therefore concluding that the Ape Man eats meat, Daphne remarks that apes don't eat meat, and therefore a clue. However, in the wild, apes (chimpanzees in particular), do eat meat, such as small animals or even monkeys. The logical explanation is that during the same time as the production period, Jane Goodall had not observed apes eating meat yet.

Everlasting influence
This episode has been adapted several times in the following decades:
 * Gold Key Comics' Scooby Doo... Where Are You! #1.
 * In the film Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins, a live-action adaptation, within the montage sequence at the end, Fred falls backward in a secret library.
 * "Rob Lowe/Eminem:" In a skit about a fictional Crime TV program called Pros & Cons, it reports on Mr. Montgomery, a jailed felon, who allegedly dressed up as a ghost to scare people away from a run-down amusement park that had pirate treasure underneath. He was stopped by a group of "amateur detectives," who according to Warren "Shaggy" Shagowski, decided while in a malt shop that the law had gone soft and it was time to do something about it, especially after "dirtbags who get their jollies dressing as ape men or glowing deep sea divers."

Home availability

 * In the United States:
 * March 16, 2004: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete First and Second Seasons on DVD.
 * May 5, 2009: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: Volume 2: Bump in the Night on DVD.
 * November 9, 2010: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete Series (limited edition) on DVD.
 * November 13, 2012: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete Series on DVD.
 * August 20, 2013: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright on DVD.
 * August 20, 2013: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright on Blu-ray Disc.
 * May 23, 2017: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete First and Second Seasons (Hanna-Barbera Diamond Collection edition) on DVD.
 * December 12, 2017: Warner Home Video releases Hanna-Barbera Diamond Collection 4-Pack on DVD.
 * February 13, 2018: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete Series (repackaging) on DVD.
 * June 4, 2019: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete First and Second Seasons on DVD.
 * September 9, 2020: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete Series (limited edition) on Blu-ray Disc.
 * March 1, 2022: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete Series on Blu-ray Disc.
 * In the United Kingdom and Ireland:
 * March 13, 2000: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost on VHS.
 * June 20, 2005: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete First and Second Seasons on DVD.
 * November 21, 2011: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: The Complete Series on DVD.
 * August 20, 2013: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright on DVD.
 * October 10, 2016: Warner Home Video releases Scooby-Doo! 4-DVD Halloween Collection on DVD.