You'll Never Get Witch

"You'll Never Get Witch" is the eighth episode of The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang season one. It aired on December 27, 1980 on ABC. It was produced by Art Scott, Duane Poole, and Tom Swale.

Using her wondrous powers during the Salem witch trials, Cupcake gets herself inevitably accused of being one, along with a new friend.

Characters

 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Captain
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 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Witch of Salem
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 * style="background-color:#clear"| The Fonz
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Henry Winkler
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Cupcake
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Didi Conn
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Mr. Cool
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Richie Cunningham
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Ron Howard
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Ralph Malph
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Donny Most
 * style="background-color:#FDB56C" colspan="2"| Benedict Arnold
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Elizabeth Proctor
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 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris
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 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris's henchman
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Blackburn
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Lichiba
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Solomay
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris's henchman
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Blackburn
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Lichiba
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Solomay
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Solomay
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable

Organizations

 * J.M Shipping Company

Locations

 * The Moon
 * Massachusetts
 * Salem
 * Proctor Farm
 * Wisconsin (mentioned)
 * Milwaukee (mentioned)

Objects

 * Timeband

Vehicles

 * Cupcake's time machine ship

Filming
Three directors were credited, including George Gordon, Carl Urbano, and Rudy Zamora. Since Hanna-Barbera were partial to group crediting for their Saturday morning cartoon's entire season, it's unknown if all four of them directed the episode.

Music
The music is composed by Hoyt Curtin.

Behind the scenes

 * The episode title is a play on "You'll never get which." You're welcome.
 * Cupcake makes the bold statement of "He's mine" to Elizabeth, regarding Fonzie, making her feelings properly known for the first time.
 * The ending is very much in the same vein as an episode of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!