You'll Never Get Witch

"You'll Never Get Witch" is the eighth episode of The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang season one. It aired on December 27, 1980 on ABC. It was directed by George Gordon, Carl Urbano, and Rudy Zamora.

Using her wondrous powers during the Salem witch trials, Cupcake gets herself inevitably accused of being one, along with a new friend.

Characters

 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Captain
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 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Witch of Salem
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 * style="background-color:#clear"| The Fonz
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Henry Winkler
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Cupcake
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Didi Conn
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Mr. Cool
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Richie Cunningham
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Ron Howard
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Ralph Malph
 * style="background-color:#clear"| Donny Most
 * style="background-color:#FDB56C" colspan="2"| Benedict Arnold
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Elizabeth Proctor
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 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris
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 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris's henchman
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Blackburn
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Lichiba
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Solomay
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Judge Morris's henchman
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Frank Welker
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Blackburn
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Lichiba
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Solomay
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#d2d2ff"| Solomay
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable
 * style="background-color:#aaffaa"| Unavailable

Organizations

 * J.M. Shipping Company

Locations

 * The Moon
 * Earth
 * United States
 * Massachusetts
 * Salem
 * Proctor Farm
 * Wisconsin (mentioned)
 * Milwaukee (mentioned)

Objects

 * Timeband

Vehicles

 * Cupcake's time machine ship

Music
The music was composed by Hoyt Curtin.

Release
Dates are in order of release:


 * United States: December 27, 1980 on ABC

Behind the scenes

 * The episode title is a play on "You'll never get which." You're welcome.
 * Cupcake makes the bold statement of "He's mine" to Elizabeth, regarding Fonzie, making her feelings properly known for the first time.
 * The ending is very much in the same vein as an episode of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

Home availability

 * In the United States:
 * November 5, 2019: CBS Home Entertainment releases The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang: The Complete Animated Series on DVD.